It was an easy errand to run on the way home ~ all I needed was toilet paper.
What I found was “Bath Tissue.”
What’s that ~ something to use while you’re in the tub – to wash with ? Out of the tub – to dry with ?
Do shower stalls count – for anything ?
No wonder English is so hard to learn – can’t we just say, well, what would you say?
Tissue to wipe your privates with after you urinate or have a bowel movement?
Or “take a dump” as my 16-year-old nephew says.
Euphuisms ~ can’t live without ’em; ’cause I just can’t say a**-wipe !
Bath tissue is what I bought, a GREAT BIG 24 roll package.
With Halloween coming up, it might come in handy ~ with 24 rolls I figure I could take a shower, then answer the door wrapped in bath tissue~ mummy style !
(If you need more wipe-info, here’s a real reference ~ “Toilet Paper” )