#1 ~ So, I’m looking through a bin of CD’s while I’m waiting in the check-out line.  They’re older releases and only $3.00 each.  Most of them sounded familiar, some I’ve seen, but it took me a while to realize why I’d never heard of,  “Security Device Enclosed”  Duh.  (12/2009)

#2 ~ I’m in the elevator with a male co-worker and he says, “I have to tell you, that I like what you’re doing to your hair nowadays.”  I preen up, say thanks, and he continues, “Yeah, I want my wife to stop dying her hair and let it go gray, but she says it makes her look old.  But, you look good – old.”     (12/2009)

Probably more to come – duh.