#1 ~ So, I’m looking through a bin of CD’s while I’m waiting in the check-out line. They’re older releases and only $3.00 each. Most of them sounded familiar, some I’ve seen, but it took me a while to realize why I’d never heard of, “Security Device Enclosed” Duh. (12/2009)
#2 ~ I’m in the elevator with a male co-worker and he says, “I have to tell you, that I like what you’re doing to your hair nowadays.” I preen up, say thanks, and he continues, “Yeah, I want my wife to stop dying her hair and let it go gray, but she says it makes her look old. But, you look good – old.” (12/2009)
Probably more to come – duh.
Honey, I’m with you. Queen of the joke bomb. While everybody else is laughing, I’m waiting for it to drop!