How do you wash an umbrella ?
When you press the button for the traffic light to change – is it really changing or just pullin’ your chain – pressin’ YOUR button?
My office fan makes a snoring noise – is it sleeping on the job?
My shed was robbed – the lawn mower was stolen. My neighbor said, “They’ll be back in a month for the new one.”
Not so mindless ~
I went to the state fair for the elephant ears, funnel cakes, deep-fried pickle on-a-stick, chocolate covered bacon on-a-stick, and chocolate drizzled cream puffs. I brought along Tums.
Yes – chocolate covered bacon ! It’s more chocolat-y than bacon-y and not bad. Maybe like salt & vinegar potato chips.
From YouTube ~