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How do  you wash an umbrella ?

When you  press the button for the traffic light to change – is it really changing or just pullin’ your chain – pressin’ YOUR button?

My office fan  makes a snoring noise – is it sleeping on the job?

My shed was robbed – the lawn mower was stolen.  My neighbor said, “They’ll be back in a month for the new one.”

Not so mindless ~

I went to the state fair  for the elephant ears, funnel cakes, deep-fried pickle on-a-stick, chocolate covered bacon on-a-stick,  and chocolate drizzled cream puffs.  I brought along Tums.

Yes – chocolate covered bacon !   It’s  more chocolat-y than bacon-y and not bad.  Maybe like salt & vinegar potato chips.

From YouTube ~