To improve my mental health ~
I resolve ~ to never hesitate a NY minute over ANY TV reality show, as I’m flippin’ through the channels.
- No more farm girls, bad girls, spoiled girls, or good girls whether they live next door or not;
- No more bachelors, bachelorettes, obese, or emaciated contenders;
- No more nannies, survivors, singers, dancers, or wannabe idols;
- No more hysterical chefs, hairstylists, or housewives;
- No more families in crisis, therapy, or with exaggerated, narcissistic personalities,
- and for goodness sake,
- Never again a man w/a clock dangling around his neck or one with a bandanna on his head.
I hereby resolve ~ to watch the Bonnie Hunt Show every chance I get.
And your resolution is ?