Wadda’ ya’ mean there’s no key?

November 30, 2009

I’m fine and the other driver is fine. Her car is totaled – my rear bumper needs replaced. Since she …

Numb nose = DRUNK !

November 13, 2009

My nose is numb – or maybe it’s my finger tips, I’m not quite sure. Whatever – I’m slightly drunk, as …

November 1, 2009

A few years ago, my wonderful Uncle Jim, (as opposed to my crazy Uncle Charlie), gave us an atomic clock …